lmz.

this made me smile, hah! :)

Wed, 09 May 2012 23:07:23 -0500

this made me smile, hah! :)

"do you like my outfit for tomorrow, isn’t it cute?” I ask. “huh, is that a night..."

Wed, 09 May 2012 00:49:45 -0500

““do you like my outfit for tomorrow, isn’t it cute?” I ask. “huh, is that a night shirt? I can see through it” john replies. “no! I wear a tank top under it!” “hopefully no one else thinks you’re wearing a night shirt””

Didn't you notice? A conversation with John.

Wed, 09 May 2012 00:21:19 -0500

L: Sweetie, do you notice anything different about me? I did something different tonight.

John stares blankly at me.

J: Did you do your nails a different color?

L: Nope.

J: Did you dye your hair? Highlights! You got highlights!

L: No, but correct vicinity!

J: Did you buy a new bra?

L: What, no! I said hair!

J: Dye it? Didn’t you just get it dyed?

L: Closer!

J: I give up. You’re the toughest woman ever. What did you do?

L: I got a bang trim!

Oh, John.

PS It was just a test, but I mean come on he was staring at me for a solid eight minutes while I practiced my speech! Obviously my bangs looked different. Silly boy.

excerpts from the email that sent me into tears in public.

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 23:26:46 -0600

I am watching Drive and currently have a raging Gosling boner. OkCupes (aka OKPoops) is straight stupid. Nothing good has come of it.

2) OMGGGG if I am ever involved in some crime bullshit I neeeeeeds me some RG to fuck people up 3) I’m terrified of this movie now

5) I want to be one of the topless whores that just stare at RG as he murders the shit out of people 6) That was disgusting of me I apologize

In all fairness, this is only in response to my email…

all I wanted to do was lay in bed without pants on, watch Say Yes to the Dress, snuggle my cat, and maybe eat some cookies and drink some powerade. Enjoy that mental image.

WHY DO I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. I WANT TO BE ALONE. LEAVE ME ALONE. OMG. GET AWAY FROM ME. I WANT TO BE SINGLE AND NEVER BE WITH ANYONE EVER AGAIN I AM SO FREAKING BOTHERED BLAHBLAHLBLALAKSDJFKLASJF

PS this weather is shitty. Something is trying to crawl out of uterus, and it has knives and is scraping inside of me and it hurts and I want to cry but I can’t.

#WelcomeToMyLife

i wanna dance with somebody.

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 13:55:25 -0600

I need a man who’ll take a chance
On a love that burns hot enough to last
So when the night falls
My lonely heart calls

spicysays: Happy Early Valentine’s Day! My buddy Joe and I...

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:18:59 -0600

spicysays:

Happy Early Valentine’s Day!

My buddy Joe and I cover “Marry the Sea” by Imaginary Cities. Hopefully more to come as this was our first collaboration, and it was a frickin’ blast to make. Please enjoy the first video from TheLaceyJoe channel.

take me away from here take me somewhere where love is like...

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:22:37 -0600

take me away from here

take me somewhere where love is like breathing

i don’t care where we go long as i’m there with you, baby.

long as i’m there with you.

//j.legend

teenage life.

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:13:39 -0600

my 13 year old cousin has apparently ended his relationship with his “girlfriend.” while this is sad news, and we’ve all been there in our lives, I feel as though facebook makes it worse.

status update:

there r no tears i can cry anymore </3

(that’s a broken heart)

maybe this is why men, when they reach the age of 25, are such assholes. Because in their teens, when they had emotions, were so shaken by these “heartbreaks” that they turn into real winners as adults.

the bottom line is: dude. at Thanksgiving you didn’t know homegirl. on Christmas you were “dating” for two weeks. And now, less than a month after I last saw you, your world is shaken.

remind me to never have kids.

don't.

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:06:20 -0600

don’t tell me that there is someone out there for me.

and just to be me and they’ll like me for who i am.

just don’t. please. because i know this.

and hearing this from someone that knows me pretty well breaks my heart a little.

favorite things.

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 21:11:58 -0600

pretty sure my favorite thing to do is blast music in my apartment and do my dishes whilst dancing my underwear. add a glass of wine… perfection.

tonight:

maroon 5

taylor swift

kelly clarkson

musical tastes of 15 year old.

And then I close my eyes and one more timeWe’re spinnin around and you’re holding on...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 21:04:00 -0600

And then I close my eyes and one more time
We’re spinnin around and you’re holding on tightly
The words came out, I kissed your mouth
No 4th of July has ever burned so brightly
You had to go, I understand
But you swore that you’d be back again
And so I’m frozen in this town

let's get rich & give everybody nice sweaters

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 01:17:21 -0600

and teach them how to dance.

maybe i think you’re cute and funny.

let’s get rich & a build on a mountain making everybody look like ants.

well you might be a bit confused

and you might be a little bit bruised

but baby how we spoon like no one else

so i will help you read those books

if you will soothe my worried looks

and we will put the lonesome on the shelf

.ingrid michaelson

Don’t say a word just come over and lie here with me Cause I’m just about to set fire to...

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:13:50 -0600

Don’t say a word just come over and lie here with me Cause I’m just about to set fire to everything I see I want you so bad I’ll go back on the things I believed There I just said it, I’m scared you’ll forget about me.

//john mayer. edge of desire

(boy)friends

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 22:05:48 -0600

I am always thrown off when I am talking to people and mention hanging out with a friend, who happens to be a guy, and they question why I am not dating him. Why can’t I just be friends with a guy?

I like being friends with guys, they’re different. I work with all women, I have two brothers and I am single, so having a guy friend that doesn’t have ulterior motives is nice. The age old question: can guys and girls REALLY just be friends? My answer: yes. If given the opportunity, would I have a hot make out sesh with one? Maybe. But it would make things awkward and then the friendship would be damaged.

Sometimes, it’s nice to have guy friends, but I wish people would quit asking why I’m not dating him.

Be my love Be my friend Call it what you want I will always be your man And I don’t care when...

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 22:46:16 -0500

Be my love
Be my friend
Call it what you want I will always be your man

And I don’t care when you might need me
Or where you want to meet me

I don’t wanna come down
I don’t want this to end right here tonight
Baby hold on tight and let me in

Be my dream
Let me let you in
Let me hold on to you, till the dawn breaks in

Tell me secrets
I wanna know it all
Let the autumn leaves blow while you spill it all

//farewell milwaukee

tips for dumping girls.

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 20:46:05 -0500

to lessen the blow when you decide you no longer are interested in a girl you’re dating, make sure you end your email (I know) with a nice line like this:

Best of luck to you, and don’t ever lose hope that the right guy is out there for you.

In other news: I am going to file this next to “It’s me, not you” dumped lines.

lmz

getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. that is a box not a...

Thu, 15 Sep 2011 22:32:38 -0500

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. that is a box not a singles bar.

online dating winner. enjoys breasts. read on.. best of luck...

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 22:50:45 -0500

online dating winner.

enjoys breasts. read on..

best of luck to you, man.

I never wanted anything so much than to drown in your love and not feel your rain.

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 20:07:02 -0500

Set me free, leave me be. I don’t want to fall another moment into your gravity.
Here I am and I stand so tall, just the way I’m supposed to be.
But you’re on to me and all over me.

You loved me ‘cause I’m fragile.
When I thought that I was strong.
But you touch me for a little while and all my fragile strength is gone.

i've had you so many times but somehow i want more.

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 12:03:02 -0500

i don’t mind spending every day

out on your corner in the pouring rain

look for the girl with the broken smile

ask if she wants to stay a while

and she will be loved.